I’m putting the warning out early. As I reflect on what happened this day, I can assure you this post will be long and nasty. There’s a distinct possibility of freestyle profanity combined with gnashing of teeth. Phew, that’s my disclaimer out of the way. Now, this 16.5 km of the Cape Liptrap Coastal Walk, Victoria from Five Mile Track to Cape Liptrap should have been quite casual. Guess what? It wasn’t. All I can say is fasten your seatbelts, tighten your suspenders and hitch up your underpants until you’re holding the waistband with your teeth.
Right now I’m at the computer and I’ve adopted the traditional Howard Hughes position of complete nudity with blinds pulled shut, whilst flagrantly disregarding the cold, darkened room, which has caused ballistic shrinkage to the point where it feels like I’m packing a Tic-Tac. I might even have to divulge every detail to my psychologist whilst in his Stalinist era, austere consulting room (it’s the western suburbs after all. There are no chesterfield couches out west) so I’m no longer haunted by the eight hours spent in the Cape Liptrap Coastal Park.
The night spent at Five Mile camp was quite pleasant. Not too cold, but there was a problem in the morning. The natural windbreak from the surrounding trees only amplified the feeling that it was going to be hot. How hot? Well, little did we know that what was to come, just happened to be the hottest day so late in the season since 1940, with temperatures varying between 31 and 35 °C. Heat is the nemesis of the big bloke, but we’d set out from the Venus Bay with seven litres each and I’d be starting this day with five. Surely that would last me? Mind you, as a spoiler, later in the day I was cursing the mouthful of water I’d used when brushing my teeth.
Anyway, down towards the beach we went, whilst following Five Mile Track…
…and hit the sand with the days walk in front of us.
There was a brief bit of fanfare with a bug that’d landed on Smuffin’s backpack. You know how it goes. The traditional, “Oh my god! There’s a huge bug on your back!!!!” which creates complete fear, but really it’s nothing at all. It’s a tired old joke, but there’s still a bit of mileage left in it.
The sand walking was initially quite comfortable, with the obligatory Pacific Gulls whizzing by…
…before the beach began to change. Rocks began appearing in ones and twos, before becoming a complete rock-fest. Remember in my previous post? How the sand was pristine with no driftwood whatsoever? Well, as soon as the rocks were reached it began to change. The odd fishing tub inscribed with, ‘Jack Miriklis Pty Ltd Fishmarket Melbourne 2000’…
…and then suddenly the strangest sight. Dozens of salt water and sun bleached timber pieces, piled high amongst the rocks. It’s strange how the sea dumps its refuse. Why was it all here? Where did it come from? Why am I in this room without my pants on?
It was disappointing to leave such smooth, weathered timber behind, as they do make quite nice features in the lounge room. It wasn’t just a shame about the timber, as there was some rope washed up which would also be handy. It lay like a sea serpent, wrapped around the rocks, pining for its supertanker.
Moving on, the first of the rocky headlands to negotiate for the day appeared. Remember it was more or less high tide, as we were aiming for the low on the rock shelves of Cape Liptrap late in the day. A spot called ‘Little Point’, just happened to be…guess what? What was interesting, was the cliffs that surrounded it. Striking looking stone, that appeared to have been layered and then tilted, before another layer had formed on top, with the process repeated.
Little Point was easily negotiated by heading across a short inland section…
…before immediately descending to the beach again.
Continuing on, we passed Ten Mile Creek. I was expecting some sort of pathetic, dribbling little stream, but it was surprisingly full. In hindsight, I think it would’ve been better to camp at this creek the previous evening. It was more remote and we could have boiled some water for use. Remember, I’d forgotten the water purification tablets, so the water available now was of little use. Oh yeah, the other bonus of this spot is it appears to be motorcycle-access free.
This is pretty relaxing isn’t it? Are you wondering what happened to the rant at the start of this post? Well, things slowly started to change. It was a little ominous when we passed the washed up remains of a hardy pufferfish, who had clearly seen better days…
…and shortly thereafter, this.
I swore we’d found a dinosaur. Well I was hoping, but deep down I was pretty certain we hadn’t come across something that’d casually washed up on the beach after dying 65 million years ago. I turned to the wise man of reason, the ‘Guru of Hops’, the Smuffin, who declared it to be the jawbone of a whale. Do you think that’s it? Well, I’ll let you know I’m not just any old wanker on a keyboard who’s satisfied with a guess. I’m here to both enlighten and annoy you at the same time.
I sent the photo to the ‘Discovery Centre’ at the Melbourne Museum hoping to get some clarification. I received an ‘auto reply’ that my request may take up to six weeks for processing, so I promptly forgot about it, until suddenly receiving a reply four days later. Yes, Wayne at the Discovery Centre had flexed his muscles causing his shirt buttons to pop off at speeds approaching the sound barrier, taken names and kicked arse to hunt down the identification of our jawbone. This is his reply…
“…I have examined the skull in the image you have provided, and I have also conferred with expert staff from our Mammalogy department, and our consensus on the skull is that is an incomplete (that is, partial) skull from a juvenile Sperm whale (Physeter Macrocephalus). This distinctive species is cosmopolitan in distribution, and whilst your record is of note due to its location, the apparent condition of the skull is such that it is not a priority for the Museum to acquire for our research collections at present. The specimen lacks a lot of useful scientific data, and furthermore we do have several sperm whale specimens already in our collections. Our advice, therefore, would be for the skull to remain in situ…”
How’s that? What a great response and service! Yet there are people who want to slash these public institutions remorselessly. I wonder who they’d be?
We left the whale bone behind…
…and now reached a section called the ‘Arch’. There isn’t an arch shaped rock platform here, but apparently there was one, so it’s the non-arch now. Anyway, this is where the inland walking starts, as the beach is impassable. “What about at low tide?” you say. Mm… Not sure, but I think the answer is no, no matter what the tide is doing. I guess the bones of the dead should have been a warning of what was to come?
Oh yeah, in order to give you the full effect of the next few hours, there will be profanity. I’m very reserved about this on the blog, which is a fine effort, as I usually swear as much as a sailor (it’s alleged they swear a lot) who’s just been abducted by a bus-load of Yetis (just think of the Venga bus, but it’s Yetis inside instead) for the purposes of sex slavery.
A track climbing from the beach was clearly visible…
…and it was a rewarding view from the top, looking back at our morning’s strolling.
Now, I’d downloaded the track from the Open Spaces Books website and put it on my GPS. I didn’t really think I’d need it though, as the concept would be fairly simple. ‘Keep the water on the right and walk’ was the idea. What could possibly go wrong?
Well, as soon as we hit the top of the cliffs any semblance of track vanished into annoyingly, difficult scrub to walk through. I pushed through the bush initially, before proclaiming,
“What the fuck?? These muthafuckin’ trees are fucking ripping me to fucking shreds!!!! Fucking fuck, big bunch of fuck!!!”
(Ed. There have been a number of reports from wildlife in the vicinity that what’s just been written is not a word-perfect account of this particular tirade. It’s alleged the word ‘booyah’ was also shouted, but its location within those sentences is subject to conjecture.)
Smuffin was distinctly unimpressed with what lay ahead, so he headed straight for the cliff edge. It was touch and go whether he was about to jump, but instead he hugged the cliff-line as was easier walking. In the next picture, I’m standing on the GPS track and Smuffin is at the far right with a more sensible idea.
Another mistake I made was that a partial track could be seen through the trees and I elected to bash my way to it, thinking it’d be clear sailing after that. Little did I know the ‘track’ I followed, descended into a gully and there’s one thing which is quickly learned. Don’t enter any gullies in this terrain, as the trees are above head high and your entire body begins to get cut, instead of just your legs.
I crashed through and hit a large tree which had wall-like properties and with ankle high branches slicing my bare legs, I decided to halt proceedings. I considered my predicament and elected to belt myself around this green monster, but the only reward for this effort was falling into a mantrap hole which instantly resulted in my skin being branch-molested. Attempting to follow the GPS track was not working very well, so I proclaimed,
“What the fucking hell is this fucking fiasco fucking crap???!!! Fuck the fucking GPS fucking track!!!!”
(Ed. Again there’s conjecture regarding the last statement. A sleeping wombat reports being awoken and hearing profanities being shouted regarding the Opposition Leader Tony Abbott. Unfortunately the sound of breaking branches blocked the entire tirade, but the words, ‘hope’, ‘speedos’, ‘cock bitten off by bull shark’ are alleged to have been said. Hopefully other disturbed wildlife will make reports to clarify this.)
Somehow I reversed and headed straight for Smuffin territory. It was a lot easier and the pattern was set. Don’t even bother looking for the track. It fades in and out and by far the easiest walking is to hug the cliff edge. Oh yeah, hug and not fall off as, at times, the edge was soft and vertical looking.
Whilst inching our way along the cliff-tops, the wind began to pick up and it was an ugly beast of a thing. A stinking hot, mouth drying, north-westerly began to cook us and one problem this walk has on a roasting day became clear. There’s no shade. At all. You’ve just got to stand up and take it. Also, something else to heap upon your misery is there’s nowhere to sit. There are rocks of course, but this particular landscape is jagged and sharp. I stopped for a moment to catch my breath, sat down and immediately felt as if I was being violated. It was like being back in the Army again.
We managed to clear one ugly set of scrub and a brief stop was required to take in the results. Mind you, we were about 100 metres apart due to different route guesses. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention at the start of this post that I’d donned the white socks for this rock section. I figured they’d come in handy on rocks instead of plain sandals. So, here’s a picture of the outfit after the first bloody bush assault. Just remember, I’m bringing sexy back to hiking, so hold yourself back ladies. I don’t want you swooning too physically.
I did find a seat amongst this sandy patch, and the coastline looked pretty good from the cliffs…
…but, unfortunately whilst resting I had unwanted company. It was annoying having flies feasting on my open cuts.
Smuffin was also counting the cost and as he arrived it was noted he was bleeding. He bleeds for no reason anyway, so he was always going to be spurting blood during this section. There was still some positive mojo going on though, as he indicated with a solid thumbs up.
We also had a look at the GPS which indicated as the ‘crow flies’, it was only four kilometres to the end of the walk. Make note of that sentence, as I’ll return to it later. What now? Well, there was plenty of cliff-top walking to go, so we set off and it was remarkably clear. There was good in the world again.
The arch which isn’t an arch sat offshore. Well, I think it’s in the next picture? It’s quite difficult looking for an arch that isn’t one, but what’s more interesting to me is the small shapes of the cliff in the foreground which seem to replicate the non-arch in the background (If that’s the arch. By the way, how long can I run with this joke…?)
(Ed. Not long. That joke is wearing thin.)
The coastline looked great as well…
…and the beaches of course…
…but we had to keep an eye on the erosion. Our cliff-top strolling revealed loose edges where the vegetation had given way and taken a plummet.
It was whilst edging along here I noticed a small, flat section at the cliff edge. Something odd caught my eye, so I braved it by going down for a closer look. It was a tragic scene though, with the sun-bleached remains of another hiker who hadn’t made it through this stinkin’, scrub covered section.
Around the corpse though, the beaches looked lovely.
There were still pockets of scrub and we were avoiding it, but man, the sun was starting to burn. It was hovering around 32 °C for a lot of the time. You may be wondering how I know this? Well, I just happened to be carrying a Kestrel 4000 weather meter and that’s what it kept telling me. Don’t forget, besides the heat, the dry wind was killing us and I’d drunk a lot of water. I noticed in this section that I was down to my last litre after starting with five for the day, and was rationing it. All I wanted to do was gulp down a jug of water like a complete bastard, but was forced to sip instead.
The release valve from the cliffs was Morgan Beach and it could be seen a short distance ahead. We were both feeling confident until this happened…
Are you joking? It may look lovely and pretty, but looking at this photo I’ve suddenly started to shiver in fear. The trees were as thick as any before and the way ahead was problematic. After a bit of head scratching, we descended into this sandy hollow…
…and Smuffin went left. His declaration that from his position it was ‘as good as any’ didn’t inspire me too much, so I went up that sandy path to the right. I’m telling you now, that photos deceive, as that little sandy-looking opening, took me about five minutes to climb. The sand was biblically soft and any vegetation I grabbed for some leverage came off in my hand, so I resorted to the pathetic method of hauling my blubbering body up on hands and knees. Eventually I made it to the top to be confronted with, well… scrub.
In my only stroke of luck for the day (other than waking up. That’s always a bonus.) I noted an opening to the right which descended briefly and then suddenly opened up to clear ground. Powering towards the descent to Morgan Beach I’d lost sight of Smuffin, but I could hear him. There were a number of obscenities emanating from randomly shaking trees which I assumed was him ‘walking’ through the bush.
I raced down to a sandy utopia, with scrub free walking at last…
…and stood on the sand praising evolution, but there was something missing. Where was Smuffin? The minutes ticked by and I considered whether he may need some assistance. Looking at my watch, I allowed him 15 minutes to arrive, before downing the pack and heading up for a possible rescue attempt.
Eventually at about the 14 minute mark (Phew. I didn’t want to walk back up the hill) he appeared, still on top of the cliff, but in the clear. As he stumbled down I observed that he was bleeding, well… everywhere. His legs were shredded and he was borderline hysterical/violent/not happy. I thought I could cheer him up with what the GPS was telling me. He said,
“How far to go?”
“As the crow flies…?”
“What the fucking hell? You fucking said that two fucking hours ago!!! How the fuck can it fucking be still four fucking kilometres. For fucking fuck’s sake. Fuck!!”
“That’s what it’s indicating at this stage.”
(Ed. When faced with expletives every millisecond, witness accounts regarding an outburst of this nature are notoriously unreliable. There are most likely more profanities, but under an expletive assault the brain can only process so many. The agreed thought at this stage, indicates that Smuffin wasn’t happy.)
We were now on the wonderfully hard sand of Morgan Beach where the walking was easy. Don’t worry, I’ve got something to whinge about though. I was down to my last dregs of water and every swig was rotated around my cheeks to just wet them. My mouth was insanely dry, but there was just the rock hopping section to go after the sand, so the end was in sight. Mind you, the wind was howling through here and it was whipping up sheets of sand that stung the backs of my sunburnt legs. Luckily it was behind us though, as walking into that crap would’ve been disappointing.
This is another lovely beach, but it’s interesting that the walk notes state, “…Morgan Beach is as lonely as it is wild…” I’m not whole-heartedly convinced by this statement. I guess it was the clearly visible houses on the cliffs nearby which caused my suspicion? I certainly didn’t feel any isolation. I was feeling extreme, dehydrated pain, but no isolation.
We’d timed our low tide run across the rocks near Cape Liptrap Lighthouse perfectly. I guess the word ‘run’ was not exactly accurate, as we stumbled and groaned over the uneven surface. I will declare now, that the photos in this section are ‘stock standard’. I was so rooted, that all I did was hold the camera up and blast away at different points. I didn’t compose, frame, check settings or anything. It was set to ‘landscape’ option and left there, as my brain was no longer capable of rational thought.
The tide may have been out, but there were still a few interesting bits where tired, frazzled brains were struggling not to fall over.
I was hoping the rock shelves would be relatively flattish to walk on. They weren’t. In keeping with the whole area, huge layers of rock were tilted at angles such as in the photo above. They’d be a tilted section with a gully of water between, before the next tilt and so on. It looked weird and was hard to walk on at times.
Many rocky sections on the coasts I’ve walked are relatively wave-worn smooth. Not these ones. In spots they were sharply angled likes shark’s teeth, which didn’t do my feet any favours. Then there were the coves. I had a vision in my mind that I’d be able to see the Cape Liptrap Lighthouse at some point, so as we rounded every headland I’d scan the cliffs above hoping to see the beacon which signalled the end of the day’s walk. We never saw it though, and each cove had its own form of pain.
I even named them all. This particular one was soft to walk on, with the pebbles giving way under every step and being angled. It formerly announced itself as ‘Purgatory Beach’.
At around this point, I actually ran out of water. There wasn’t a drop left and my mouth felt as if I’d been held down by those amorous Yetis who were mentioned earlier and they’d stuck a hair-dryer in my mouth whilst turning it on to full napalm setting. Huh? You thought I was going to write that the Yetis were going to put something else in my mouth other than the hair-dryer? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Anyway, before I got sidetracked, Smuffin gave me 600 ml of water which was very appreciated by my wilting frame. It was a classic moment of Australian values, mateship and giving the down and out a fair go, like a couple of Diggers standing tough through hardships and…
(Ed. The last sentence had to be stopped, as it was never going to conclude and the values listed are not unique to Australia and can be found in many countries and cultures around the world. Plus, it had to end as it was entering homoerotic territory.)
Continuing on, there were some easier rocks…
…before more clambering into a new cove.
Is the lighthouse around the corner?? The anticipation is rising! What’s there…?!
Nope. Just another cove of soft, angled pebbles which is known by its rarely used name, ‘Kick to the Testicles Beach’. This was slow going and the sun was getting low in the sky. It gave a nice glow to the reddish rocks around us, but unfortunately I wasn’t appreciating the natural beauty at this stage.
We reached the end of this cove and turned the headland. Smuffin was absolutely convinced he’d see that shining light on the cliff-top. He raced around the headland, ignoring the small abandoned backpack lying in bushes, that’d been left by another hiker who had perished long ago (lucky bastard).
Umm… There was no lighthouse and it created quite a storm, as Smuffin, in technical terms, ‘lost his shit’. As a result of this, there were always going to be some consequences. He proclaimed,
“What the fucking hell is the fuck going on??!! Where the fuck is the fucking lighthouse, for fuck’s sake??!!. What’s that fucking G-fucking-P-fucking-S saying fucking now, fo…
(Ed. Unfortunately, this tirade has had to be stopped. There were still another five solid minutes of this and it continued into various descriptions of genitalia, Glenn Tempest, electronic devices (namely the GPS) and the universe. That’s not all, as it’s believed to have exceeded all known outbursts of expletives in such a short time-frame. Neither the intensity, sheer number or derring-do of the profanities uttered at this point, have been bettered by previously known records world-wide.)
As Smuffin trooped off into the next cove, I made a point of checking the much maligned GPS and it indicated that the way out was via the position I was already in. Straight up the cliffs next to me. Breaking the bad news to Smuffin wasn’t easy, as he was rapidly vanishing in the distance. In these desperate times, an extra 100 metres walked for no apparent reason was a killer.
Looking at the cliff in front, there didn’t seem to be a defined path (of course). Smuffin found something that looked like a goer and I found another, so we headed up our respective ‘tracks’. Mine was surrounded by beer bottles, so I was feeling confident it was the correct way up. It was bloody steep though, so there were frequent stops to re-mojo and take the odd photo.
Guess what? The words I didn’t want to hear were uttered by Smuffin, who was about 50 metres away, but not visible due to a solid band of bush between us. He said,
“Hey. Where are you? The path is here!”
Upon hearing this, I immediately suffered the little understood phenomenon which is medically termed, ‘died in the arse feeling’. Literally. As I suddenly found myself sliding down the hillside on my arse.
After all of the day’s dramas, I hadn’t fallen over, yet on the last climb a foothold gave way and I slid down about ten feet, knocking a scab clean off a cut on my wrist that has been healing since my bicycle crash a few weeks ago. Mmm… Don’t you love that feeling…?
Smuffin was gone and I was left to bush-bash to reach the path, before heading up and finally hitting the road. Lady Smuffin was on hand as medical orderly handing out fluids.
My legs had some new cuts, but someone was missing.
Initially, Smuffin was nowhere to be seen. That was because he was lying flat on his back on the gravel road with all limbs outstretched, eyes shut and was mumbling,
“My balls… My balls…”
No one’s still quite sure what that was meant to mean, but he’s exonerated from any strange statements, as he looked like a corpse.
There’s no way to describe the day and how I felt, other than.
I. Was. Fucked.
(Ed. This is a very accurate explanation of the outcome for these two individuals.)
Well, one more thing before this roller-coaster of an epic begins to wrap up. What about the Cape Liptrap Lighthouse? Why couldn’t we see it? I believe the main reason is because it’s about the height of a standard public mailbox.
Where is it…? Is that it, around the corner, behind the tree that comes up to my knee…?
Umm… So much pain, for possibly the smallest lighthouse I’ve ever seen…?
What advice do I have for you, if you’re planning the walk?
Firstly, don’t do it when it’s boiling hot. I kid you not, there’s no shade whatsoever.
Walk it as the notes indicate. Having the rocks at the end of the second day was traumatic. Best to do them first and then on the second day, it’s a cinch on the sand to Venus Bay.
During the inland section, don’t look for a track. It’s there, but in dribs and drabs. Best to stick to the cliff-edge. The bonus is that if it’s too hard, you can at least jump off and end it all.
Carry buckets of water.
New backpacks? The new Aarn Featherlite Freedom packs felt good as could be on a first trip. The weight of carrying seven litres of water didn’t feel too bad.
Lastly? No idea.
Finally, how about some photos taken near Cape Liptrap lighthouse…?
(Ed. Correct. This is the end.)
That was epic. Thanks for sharing.
Sounds like a brutal walk! If only water was more readily available, it'd make a great lazy three day hike if that were the case.
Hi Ken. Thanks for your comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I'm also glad to share my brutally swearing adventure with you!
Hi Ryan. No, it's not too bad! Although, I'm saying this a week later whilst lying on the couch 🙂 It's pretty easy to do in two days under the right conditions. Just start at the Cape Liptrap end! Get the harder crap over with early, do the inland bit hugging the cliffs and then it's plain sailing for the rest of the walk. I think three days would be too long.
Heat destroyed us and when I planned it for late March, I was thinking the temps would have settled a bit. We got shafted with that 35 C day in late March! Cool weather would have made it so much easier! Oh yeah, I'm a complete lover of all things gaiters and wouldn't hesitate to take some for that prickly inland bit. I must be getting soft!
Thanks for dropping by!
LOL another great post.. and confirmation that's the last walk on earth I need to plan lol. Loved the pics.. glad you and smuffin made it out alive… look forward to the next adventure
Hi! I'm glad you were entertained by both the post!
It's not a bad walk if the conditions are okay! In theory it shouldn't be TOO hard, but I wouldn't underestimate it. A bit wild and woolly at times 🙂
Yes, I'm really happy we survived as well! After this walk I never wanted to walk again, but on Monday Smuffin and I are heading to Wilsons Prom. The pain passes quite quickly!
There's something about a man wearing socks and sandals. Don't know exactly what that 'something is' but it is definitely something!
I'm heading off to Wilsons prom soon with work to rebuild some of the boardwalks…..should be an adventure in itself!
Phew! I love reading your posts. What about the abandoned pack? With no skeleton or body attached, what's the story? Did you check it out, or was that just too much in your condition? Glad you've lived to tell the tale though.
Yeah, I thought the socks and sandals would pull in the admirers! Smuffin said, "Why do the socks have to be white?" What other colour would one wear with their sandals!
Wilsons Prom? I've booked the northern circuit walk starting next Monday. Yay!
Glad you enjoyed it! I had a lot more fun writing this up than doing the walk! Talk about hitting the limit. I didn't think it was going to end…
Yes, I took a close up of that pack, but it was at the point where we had to go up the hillside, so I got sidetracked and didn't look at the pack again! I was going to look, but didn't and forgot about it until processing the photos. I think it was a small, empty one. I think 🙂
No, in all of my walking I've yet to find a body! Knowing my luck, that'll happen next trip 🙂
I'm glad we survived as well!
Oh yes, it has to be white socks….maybe beige, but definitely white!!
A lot of the new boardwalks have been built by my work buddies. We have the contract to rebuild a lot of the infrastructure there. At the moment all our building materials are getting dropped off by helicopter as there is no other way on to the site. I think a crew will be out there on monday getting things ready. It's a big 6 week job too!!
No one who has ever (foolishly) camped next to a backpacker's camp kitchen on beer (read 'every') night is a stranger to the 'fucking fucker' conversation where all other words become 'joining' words to highlight the versatility of the 'F' words. BUT … at least yours had a point. And congratulations! Your masterful working of the 'Fiasco' thing in this post is likely to stop a couple of 'false advertising' claims!!
Beige? That's also a good sock colour, but a lousy colour for a car. Anyway, with all of that sand they were beige when they went into the wash, so I guess I had the best of both worlds…?
Okay, I probably won't see any of them as I'll be in the northern bit. There used to be a long boardwalk section near Sealers Cove. I guess they're in that area as well…?
I think being near a beer night when out bush would make me suicidal! Quieter the better for me.
There's no doubt I pushed the limits in this post. It'll be normal policy next time. Well, until the next hike goes stupid!
You're right though, I can't have a blog title like this and just have endless vanilla posts, can I?!
You went all out in this one, Greg – the walk and the post! The now-standard excellent beach shots made your trauma well worth it for we slobs sitting and enjoying your suffering from our chairs (well, in my case, my floor). Keep 'em coming!
What's ridiculous is that this post took four days to write. The walk hurt, but at least it was over in a day! I'm not sure what the reward is for chewing up so much time blogging.
This is, without a doubt, the most amusing piece of writing on hiking I've ever read. I've sent this particular piece to my wife, right before we're about to embark on our first hike together. I figure if our hike gets hard, I can just point out what you went through 😉
Thanks for dropping by and your kind words. I'm glad my agony is your entertainment 🙂
I think some good advice would be to keep hold of any sharp items. You don't want the hike you've organised going pear-shaped, and as a result copping a Swiss Army Knife to your back from your suffering wife!
This is one of my better/horrific stories. I think I've got one that trumps all of the ones on the blog though, and that was a certified DISASTER on the Crosscut Saw a few years back. The only trouble is I've only got a handful of photos which just don't cut it for a post these days!
Hope your hike goes well and you survive to return here! Thanks for taking the time to comment 🙂
great writing…great story…your pain my gain…we, my daughter and I just came back from staying down at Bear Gully Cottages and spent an entire week exploring that incredible environment. Just so much to explore. We did the "walk"….hahahaha climb from Walkerville South car park on the edge of Waratah Bay and headed south to Diggers Island and Bell Point. We got to the car park around 9am to find we really needed a low tide to get past the first deep tidal cave drop just past Bird Island. We waited an hour until we worked out how to drop from one side and get across to the other without getting wet (approx. 2 1/2 meters drop on both sides and around 4 meters across). It took us 2 hours climbing over sharp rocks climbing deep tidal cave entrances without getting soaked by a slowly receding tide to travel 1 kl as the crow flies. Yes the slowest walk "climb" I have ever taken…well I have never climbed for that long in my entire life. 2 hours to Bell Point and you have it 2 hours back. Even with the low tide you still have to climb most of the way but you do not need to do the dangerous climbs to escape the waves at least with a low tide…but climb you have to..take shoes off to walk through small pools of water and shoes back on to re climb sharp rocks…4 hours in all…the most wonderful place and worth every bit of effort…will put up pictures when I return to Perth…your blog has inspired me to let others know of the magic of this amazing place…thank you for all your creative wisdom…ooo also just as my daughter and I were going to give up an ex surfer appeared from no where who helped encourage and spur us on to our destination…no idea of his name but my daughter and I saw him as a guardian angel…he was dressed in a white t/shirt, black thongs, light brown shorts and a green peeked cap…if he reads this a very large big thank you from us two…
Hey there! Thanks for dropping by. It's nice to look back at a few older posts, but this is one I'm not so keen on re-reading 🙂 Quite a day of horror this one!
That's an interesting story about your walk. I haven't visited that side of the cape at all. I might have to check it out, although by the sounds of things I need to consult a tide map! I'm fascinated a bit by your walk, as tricky coastal stuff is right up my alley! I'm going to crack open a map and do some research and I might head down for a bit of a tilt at your walk over summer.
Glad you liked my post and thanks for taking the time to comment. It's much appreciated!
great to see you are inspired Greg,
I am now back in Perth and just starting to up load the images from the area I told you about…http://www.flickr.com/photos/man_is_like_unto_a_tree/
I am very interested what you find and how your adventure here turns out…regards Terri
Hi Terri. I just looked at your photos. Bell Point looks like it has some quite interesting rock formations? Mm… Now I'm really intrigued!
I might have to think about a weekend down at Waratah Bay when some of the sting has gone out of the summer and I've got a nice low tide! You're right though, barely anyone would probably walk along the coast there.
Thanks for dropping by again and hopefully I can come up with a trip of exploration down there 🙂
Great read – thanks for suffering through that so nobody else has to! As a local along that stretch of coast, I hate to tell you that your ‘arch’ isn’t actually the ‘arch’ after all. Very upsetting to hear that 8 years on, I’m sure :’)
Actually, I’d forgotten about this walk. Now you’ve reminded me, time hasn’t made it any better! It’s one I won’t be doing again. Maybe in winter instead of the baking heat we had. Arch? I can’t even remember an arch now?!